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ber-the-conquewor:

insieme-per-la-vittoria:

omgjersey:

vladsexual:

loveclaire:


“One such woman leader, Qin Liangyu, was the wife of a native tribal chieftain in the western province of Sichuan.”
The Search for Modern China - Jonathan D. Spence

So…I’m going to have a threesome? In China? In the seventeenth century? With a married couple? That’s pretty kinky I guess.

“He stopped, attentive, like a man listening; for sight could not go far though the dark air and thick mist.”
-The Divine Comedy
…KAY

“Carefully inscribed was a line he recognized from the Book of Ecclesiastes: HE THAT INCREASETH KNOWLEDGE INCREASETH SORROW.” Assassin’s Creed: Renaissance, Oli Bowbow
Oh, okay.

“And their words pleased Ha’mor, and She’chem Ha’mor’s son.”
…The Holy Bible. Lemme get something else.
“Boracic: of or containing boron.”
GOD DAMN IT, WEBSTER’S NEW ILLUSTRATED DICTIONARY.


“Thou hast hit it. Come, sit on me.” - Petruchio, Shakespeare’s “The Taming of the Shrew (2.1.198)
Oh.

“Try this bread with the cheesy lemon spread - page 143.”
I see.

ber-the-conquewor:

insieme-per-la-vittoria:

omgjersey:

vladsexual:

loveclaire:

“One such woman leader, Qin Liangyu, was the wife of a native tribal chieftain in the western province of Sichuan.”

The Search for Modern China - Jonathan D. Spence

So…I’m going to have a threesome? In China? In the seventeenth century? With a married couple? That’s pretty kinky I guess.

“He stopped, attentive, like a man listening; for sight could not go far though the dark air and thick mist.”

-The Divine Comedy

KAY

“Carefully inscribed was a line he recognized from the Book of Ecclesiastes: HE THAT INCREASETH KNOWLEDGE INCREASETH SORROW.” Assassin’s Creed: Renaissance, Oli Bowbow

Oh, okay.

“And their words pleased Ha’mor, and She’chem Ha’mor’s son.”

The Holy Bible. Lemme get something else.

Boracic: of or containing boron.

GOD DAMN IT, WEBSTER’S NEW ILLUSTRATED DICTIONARY.


Thou hast hit it. Come, sit on me.” - Petruchio, Shakespeare’s “The Taming of the Shrew (2.1.198)

Oh.

“Try this bread with the cheesy lemon spread - page 143.”

I see.

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