crashville: I wonder what it’s like to have friends…
REBLOGGING ALL THIS FOOD IS NOT HELPING MY HUNGER.
So today kinda sucks giant asshole.
Everything was fine until I got home from school. DAMAGE REPORT: uncooked pasta EVERYWHERE dogs had multiple accidents all over the floor cat food gone broken bottle of nail polish on my bedroom floor I cut myself on the glass of that broken nail polish bottle now i’m gonna have to sleep with the smell of nail polish in my nose bread machine on the floor with the lid snapped off...
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ask-twilight: An Aussie is tramping through a jungle with his hunting gear. He comes into a clearing and finds a stunningly beautiful naked women sprawled out across a bed of leaves. “My god,” he says. “Are you game?” She smiles invitingly. “Yes I am.” So he shoots her.
So today was my first day of astronomy.
The cover of the book I received was very hipster looking. It looked a little something like this: But not a gif of course. How cool would it be if book covers could be in gif format? How fucking cool would it be?
The 7th GIF from the end of your folder with words...
ezio-auditores-hot-ass: imapencilinsideamug: arachnidsspaceship: zackmpreg: badluckjinx: rainbowwaterfall: so-adorabloodthirsty: karkatlaughingalonewithjohn: caligulasaquarius: lionoffaith: legislatorpyrope: militarygeneticist: agonyarisen: trollascatcan: petenshidaa: alan-humphries:
am i sugoi?: okay, sosetting up a rough outline of... →
sassinassassin: okay, so setting up a rough outline of my future course schedule i’ll be done with french next semester so i’m wondering after that, take more french (OOH, FRENCH LIT?? FRENCH VOCAB????) or another language languages offered: greek russian chinese arabic spanish french german latin PORTUGESE HOLY SHIT???? Take italian because BENE.
That moment when nobody knows the answer but only...
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