November 2011
and they’re all like:
and you’re all like:
” Fineeee”
Then next thing you know you’re like:
Gatekeeper: Que venez-vous faire ici? (Declare yourself.)
Ezio: Mes soldats conduisent le capitaine italien à Son Excellence le Baron. Il veut se rendre (My soldiers are taking the Italian captain to His Excellency the Baron. He wants to surrender).
Gatekeeper: What part of France are you from?
Ezio: Montréal.
And instead of asking them what it is again, you’re just like

What I expect my parents have planned:
What they actually do:
October 2011
A kimono owned by three teenage girls, each of whom died before having a chance to wear it, was considered so unlucky that it was burned by a priest in 1657. But as the garment burned, a wind fanned the flames and started a fire that destroyed 75% of Tokyo killing 100,000 people.
























