November 2011
When your bestfriend finds out you have gum →
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and they’re all like:
and you’re all like:
” Fineeee”
Then next thing you know you’re like:
Montréal
Gatekeeper: Que venez-vous faire ici? (Declare yourself.)
Ezio: Mes soldats conduisent le capitaine italien à Son Excellence le Baron. Il veut se rendre (My soldiers are taking the Italian captain to His Excellency the Baron. He wants to surrender).
Gatekeeper: What part of France are you from?
Ezio: Montréal.
When you forget someone's name →
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And instead of asking them what it is again, you’re just like
that Awkward Moment When You Send Someone a Message On Tumblr and They Reblog Something ... and Your Message is Still Unanswered..
So today, I gave my crush a mini pack on Mike and Ike's. Later, he came running up to me with a cat shaped lollipop and gave it to me. He knows I like cats. He gave me candy.
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When I wake up on my birthday: →
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What I expect my parents have planned:
What they actually do:
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October 2011
Evil Kimono dress that killed 100,000 people
A kimono owned by three teenage girls, each of whom died before having a chance to wear it, was considered so unlucky that it was burned by a priest in 1657. But as the garment burned, a wind fanned the flames and started a fire that destroyed 75% of Tokyo killing 100,000 people.
