February 2011
Reblog if you DON'T have an iPhone or a...
When your vagina starts exploding blood;
thesetimesarecrazy:
At first you’re like; Then you realize you can bleed nonstop for 3-7 days;
Can I just bring this back please? ;)
FRIDAY NIGHT
twat4l:
fuckingdeansamwinchester:
Expectation:
Reality:
January 2011
Trying to be sexy
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
keesme:
Girls:
Guys:
Me:
Accurate
That terrifying moment when there is a murderer...
wwiao:
Does this girl ever close her mouth?
fuckyeahlaughters:
Answer: no.
Tickling and surprising your pet,
mikimaki:
Expectations:
Reality:
That feeling when you change into a fresh pad
lavender-ice:
ura-omote:
On Valentine's Day:Lol
woodrape:
What my friends will be doing:
What I’ll be doing:
smashleeeatszebras:
br0hammad:
dropletsoflove:
If I sleep to much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.
this.
ahahahha this little...
When I got a perfect Score.
a-revolution:
IN HISTORY.
English
Science
In MATH!!
…Yes.
I woke up way more tired than I was when I went to...
when i see someone I hate:
i’m like:
but really i want to:
but then i remember i don’t waste my time on bitches like you:
Trying to be sexy while laughing
beyoncespam:
Expectation:
Reality:
So Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal broke up
fuckyeahlaughters:
I can’t wait for the song.
Let’s see here:
Oh JAKE
What a MISTAKE
I should have known that you would TAKE
My heart and let it BREAK
Oh JAKE
You were such a SNAKE
Remember by the LAKE
When you didn’t get me a MILKSHAKE
JAKE
You were such a FAKE
You can’t even BAKE
CAKE
Oh JAKE
What a MISTAKE
Fuck you with a RAKE
I guess I couldn’t MAKE
You...
trueeee story brah
livinginamasquerade:
Going to class: Everyone: Me:
Doing work: Everyone: Me:
Lunch time: Everyone: Me:
Someone tells a joke: Everyone: Me:
Last bell rings on a Friday: Everyone: PARTY TIME Me: TUMBLR ALL NIGHT LOOOOOOONG YEAH
LUNCHTIME. story of my life. oh how i miss those days.
