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When your vagina starts exploding blood;
thesetimesarecrazy: At first you’re like; Then you realize you can bleed nonstop for 3-7 days; Can I just bring this back please? ;)
twat4l: fuckingdeansamwinchester: Expectation: Reality:
Trying to be sexy
what-is-this-i-dont-even: keesme: Girls: Guys: Me: Accurate
That terrifying moment when there is a murderer...
Does this girl ever close her mouth?
fuckyeahlaughters: Answer: no.
Tickling and surprising your pet,
mikimaki: Expectations: Reality:
That feeling when you change into a fresh pad
On Valentine's Day:Lol
woodrape: What my friends will be doing: What I’ll be doing:
smashleeeatszebras: br0hammad: dropletsoflove: If I sleep to much, my parents complain. If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain. If I eat too much, my parents complain. If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain. If I’m always in my room, my parents complain. If I go out too much, my parents complain. I CAN’T FUCKING WIN. this. ahahahha this little...
When I got a perfect Score.
a-revolution: IN HISTORY. English Science In MATH!! …Yes.
I woke up way more tired than I was when I went to...
when i see someone I hate:
i’m like: but really i want to: but then i remember i don’t waste my time on bitches like you:
Trying to be sexy while laughing
beyoncespam: Expectation: Reality:
So Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal broke up
fuckyeahlaughters: I can’t wait for the song. Let’s see here: Oh JAKE What a MISTAKE I should have known that you would TAKE My heart and let it BREAK Oh JAKE You were such a SNAKE Remember by the LAKE When you didn’t get me a MILKSHAKE JAKE You were such a FAKE You can’t even BAKE CAKE Oh JAKE What a MISTAKE Fuck you with a RAKE I guess I couldn’t MAKE You...
trueeee story brah
livinginamasquerade: Going to class: Everyone: Me: Doing work: Everyone: Me: Lunch time: Everyone: Me: Someone tells a joke: Everyone: Me: Last bell rings on a Friday: Everyone: PARTY TIME Me: TUMBLR ALL NIGHT LOOOOOOONG YEAH LUNCHTIME. story of my life. oh how i miss those days.