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connorkawaii:

waking up the morning after finishing a video game 

brook:

dont waste your time with people who think that video games are a less legitimate form of media than movies or television

kawaiicornsnake:

I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years

corporalcarp:

when you say that you’re going to bed but then you see a thing you want to reblog

hummelberry:

hummelberry:

i wonder why triangle shaped sandwiches taste better than square ones?

google is telling me square one’s are ‘too overwhelming’ for some people

isthisnamefree:

jpgay:

do u think when some girls sneeze their tampons like come out 

that would be bloody annoying

the-vashta-nerada:

the-vashta-nerada:

the-vashta-nerada:

wow i am so glad everyone brought their acoustic guitars to the college lounge today

update: i have my kazoo in my backpack. do i ruin the acoustic party or

i did it. they stopped the thing

caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just started seeing a new girl and I have to say I like her a lot and I probably will be with her for a very long time

Haha thanks I cant even believe how lucky I am it took me completely by surprise.

i’m in one of those moods where all i want is sex

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

cayde:

going from “i just want to cuddle up and be cute” to “i want to rip your clothes off and pin you against the wall” takes me approximately 0.94 seconds

itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

ronystart:

do you ever see a person you love do something really fucking ridiculous and you just watch and think “ah yes this is where i have laid my affections”