My name is Sarah. I'm 19 and I have no life, talent, or money. My favorite color is red, like the blood of my enemies. My hobbies include art, video games, and doing absolutely nothing productive.
I have friends.
(ノ◕ω◕)ノ~『✧~*DICKS*~✧』
thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

queendread:

No but seriously the fuck kind of nose job did she get how the hell am I supposed to figure out what Morrigan looks like when these two women  barely look like sisters??

okay but to be fair the one on the left barely looks like the morrigan in the game tbh

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qwertee:

“Friendship” is today’s tee on www.Qwertee.com going live in just 15 minutes!

Get this great design now for the super price of £8/€10/$12 for 24 hours only.

Be sure to “Like” this for 1 chance at a FREE TEE this weekend, “Reblog” it for 2 chances and “Follow” us for a 3rd chance (if you’re not already:) Thanks Guys!

shE’S BEAUTY AND SHE’S GRACE

SHE’S MISS UNITED STATES

aka watchin miss congeniality with jenna ayyyy

alynu:

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

I am always terrified as a customer.

skittycatz:

waiting for favorite ppl to get online

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when u see them sign on

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rouya:

skyrim really knows the true meaning of friendship

talkin sexy ideas with the bae and i just

i have so many fic ideas now but i don’t wanna start new fics until i’ve at LEAST finished the ones i’m working on now ugh

omg i had the weirdest dream

okay so in the dream i was a student at hogwarts. but it didn’t look like hogwarts.

harry was there but instead of using quirrell, voldemort used harry as basically his host body, and eventually “killed” harry (he didn’t kill his body, but he killed his mind/person/whatever so he could use the body for himself) and started wreaking havoc on hogwarts

so dumbledore started evacuating the students via muggle schoolbus (lol why idk) and for some reason, some of the students brought sushi with them and were taking all their sushi apart. just. separating the rice from the vegetables and the fish. and then they put it on their arms???

okay and then while we were driving through a forest, we came across a bear sleeping in the middle of the road, and started to drive around it.

but my dumbass thought that we were all gonna get out of the bus, so i got out and went down the little slope right by the road and into a river. in the middle of the river there was a little tiny island with a few trees, and then i turned around and realized we weren’t supposed to get off the bus.

also i realized there was another bear on that island and it was COMING FOR MEEE so i had to book it on out of there.

that’s where the dream ended lol what a weird ass dream

officialkriskardashian asked, "Charles vane spilling wine on your carpet and making you clean it, also making a mess while eating and not cleaning it"

omfg i see what you’re doing

not what i asked for but technically you’re correct this is dirty

welp i’m really super tired so i’m gonna go to sleep now but while i’m asleep u should all go in my inbox and send me dirty stuff about any of the following characters

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

cheesyrogue:

cheesyrogue:

i made a new skyrim character whose main goal in life is to steal all of the cheese in skyrim for herself

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she hasn’t gotten very far yet but she’s off to a good start

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three cities worth of cheese… i’d call that progress